I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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