I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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