Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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