It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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