i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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