The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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