I skipped work to stalk him.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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