Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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