i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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