Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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