I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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