Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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