Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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