It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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