Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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