U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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