I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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