there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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