Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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