Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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