When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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