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(907): View more from Alaska

so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive

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(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(352): View more from Florida

Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you

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(970): View more from Colorado

Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY

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(252): View more from North Carolina

there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.

(704): View more from North Carolina

Where are you?

(336): View more from North Carolina

dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.

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