so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.