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  My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"

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• (559): View more from California

  Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night

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• (626): View more from California

  AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN

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  we're fated to lesbian

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?

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