? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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