Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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