we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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