You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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