you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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