but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
my liver is dry heaving
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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