remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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