I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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