You can't motorboat a personality
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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