The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
the day after is always just damage control
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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