he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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