Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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