Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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