Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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