how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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