Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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