nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Sext me about skeletons
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
