It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I supernannyed him into submission
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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