I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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