My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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