Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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