The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please, let me fuck your mom
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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