One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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