What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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