just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
