I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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