Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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