My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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