honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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