In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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