im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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