Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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